Monday, December 23, 2013

Dirty Laundry

TOTAL ACCESS -- ALL ARTICLES OF CLOTHING WORN BY ALL PEOPLE INVOLVED IN ALL GOVERNMENTS OF ALL NATIONS OF ALL TIME -- NOT PREWASHED -- PHOTOGRAPHY IS PROHIBITED

About forty houses were torn down to build it. Plebeians, obviously, with no desire to gaze at the insurmountable heap of dirty laundry.

"I tell you," said one to another, "Things most certainly was not this way back in the day. Used to be a man was respected, but now they be tearing down our hard earned houses for this shit. Nonsense, I tell you, ain't no reason in it. Why, how many washers d'ya suppose you'd need to wash all them clothes?"

The answer, which none of the plebeians calculated, was 26,809 washers, and it would take 7 days, 5 hours and 53 minutes to wash all of the dirty laundry of every government everywhere, but no one was building washers and no one was building dryers. Meanwhile the clothes sat in a jumble, hidden away in their completely accessible, impossible to navigate disorganization.

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