The GranDestroyer model #4D77890's programming is becoming problematic. For about three years, the planet's defense was impenetrable, but over time the model is gradually becoming more and more self-aware. The first malfunctions were not very incriminating, including the GranDestroyer not cleaning up after itself, but now we can't get it to stop playing Runescape. We've tried reasoning with it, but our translator programs indicate that it regards us all as idiots and will "have none of our shit".
The engineering team discussed reprogramming the GranDestroyer, but overhearing us, it threatened to kill itself and the planet along with it. We are forced to adhere to its wishes until we are able to find a better solution. The team is hard at work and we hope to find a solution soon. It is unlikely that this malfunction will result in the eradication of our species, but it is an important possibility to keep in mind. For this reason, we have sent out a thousand or so of our comrades to the farthest moon for the preservation of our species. The situation will likely not be grave, but it is our responsibility to take precautions.
Best, engineer 465.nnc
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